Wolf Assignment

Dear Judge,

  I stand before you today to justify the misunderstanding of the incident with the three pigs. The three gentlemen claim that I have assaulted them, but in the first place, I wasn't assaulting, but trying to get some help. I was the one who was being assaulted, not them!

I was born in a small town of wolves called Wolfes. I was born healthy, except for the fact that I had a serious allergy toward all plants. All of the wolves in the town lived happily together, until a pack of lion entered the town a month ago. All of my family members were slaughtered, and I was the only survivor of the town. I hid inside my cave until the lion started to feed themselves and I started to run. However, one of the female lion saw me run and she started to chase me.

I was chased for day and night. I never stopped to rest, nor did I look back because I was so scared. I finally reached a small town and saw three pig gentlemen dancing round and round. I shouted for help and the three pigs started to run. I though this was because they saw the lion at my back. One of them ran into a house made of straws. I tried to get in as well, but the pig has locked the door before him. Then, my allergy caused me to sneeze and the house was accidently blown away. The pig inside ran into a house of wood and I tried to get in again, but I sneezed before I could knock. The wooden house was blown away as well and I have just realized that the lion was no longer chasing me. The two pigs ran into the house made of bricks, and I knocked to apologize. However, they still seemed to be scared of the lion and I tried to comfort them and climbed the roof and tried to get into the house through the chimney to talk to them. However, it seemed as they were cooking something at the chimney, and my body was burnt.

As I have illustrated the truth, the one who was assaulted and received the most damages was really I. It is unjust to put all the blames on me, for I have never approached the pigs with bad intentions, but to get some help. Please have mercy and pity on the poor wolf.